“What line are you in?”
“Beelines”

— MING, 2010-12-10. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“Remember son. The average person thinks he isn't.”

— MING, 2010-12-09. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“Look, I'm a straight kinda guy. You can level with me.”
“Oh. Get knotted!”

— MING, 2010-12-08. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“What do you mean—‘beer belly’? I thought we were pregnant!”

— MING, 2010-12-07. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“Who's the new kid then?”

— MING, 2010-12-06. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“What's he mean—let's bail out?”
“Dunno. But it's got me stumped!”

— MING, 2010-12-05. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“Blah! blah! blah!”

“It must be a chat line.”

— MING, 2010-12-04. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“Oh look. He's just ellipted.”

— MING, 2010-12-03. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“How're you doing?”
“To be absolutely honest, I'm feeling a bit crenelated today!”

— MING, 2010-12-02. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“I don't care what your friends say—I think you're pretty amazing!”

— MING, 2010-12-01. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“What's happened to hairline?”
“I think he's fractured himself.”

— MING, 2010-11-30. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“You're looking a bit rough”

— MING, 2010-11-29. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“I'm a straight line but something tells me you're a bit bent!”

— MING, 2010-11-28. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“Ever wondered what would happen if the moon fell down?”
“Nope!”

— MING, 2010-11-27. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“There can be only ONE.”
“…and I guess it isn't me!”

— MING, 2010-11-26. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“One seems to have got one's knickers in a twist!”

— MING, 2010-11-25. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“I tried to call you but the line suddenly went dead!”

— MING, 2010-11-24. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“I am a dedicated line”

I dedicate this line to you.

— MING, 2010-11-23. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“I'd say those are some pretty shady looking lines.”

— MING, 2010-11-22. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“I am merely a type of retrotransposon in the human genome.”
“Wow! That's a hellyva good line.”

— MING, 2010-11-21. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“I am an infinitely-extending one dimensional figure—with no curvature.”

“I'm a cornflake—who's lost a packet.”

— MING, 2010-11-20. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“I give up.”
“Me too. Let's call it a day.”

— MING, 2010-11-19. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“You need to unwind a bit.”

— MING, 2010-11-18. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“I hear tell that they left the fourth man up there!”
“Do you think we should drop him a line?”

— MING, 2010-11-17. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“It's just a sign of the times son.”

the times

— MING, 2010-11-16. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“He's doing the same as all of us son—just trying to make ends meet.”
“?”

— MING, 2010-11-15. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“Ahem!”
“Pardon?”
“It must be a hem line.”

— MING, 2010-11-14. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“Sometimes being a simple cornflake has its advantages.”

“Oh yeah?”
”Name one!”

— MING, 2010-11-13. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“Hi. I'm a skyline.”
“Hi. I'm the top-line.”
“Hey mate. You've overlapped a bit—haven't you?”
“Whoops! sorry.”
“You keeping up back there?”
“I'm behind you all the way.”

“What's that up there?”
“A skyline.”
“I can see a snow-line.”
“Where?”
“What are we?”
“We're a tree-line mate.”
“So what are all those lines?”
“They're outlines.”
“Anyone know what this plumb-line's doing here?”
“Nope.”
“Hi snowy. Just dropped down to see you.”

— MING, 2009-09-18. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“I am merely a line drawn in the sand.
And when the wind blows I no longer exist.
Such a sad, fragile life.
Remember me as I used to be.”

— MING, 2009-09-17. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“So what happened to the thin red line?”

“He got rubbed out.”
“It was horrible.”
“One moment he was all lined up and the next….”
“Wow!”

— MING, 2009-09-16. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“What's that?”

“Dunno. Maybe it's the official line on things?”

— MING, 2009-09-15. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

Slimeline takes the line of least resistance.

— MING, 2009-09-14. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“One day soon son all this will be yours.”

“No it won't Dad. When you're gone it will be his!”

— MING, 2009-09-13. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“What are you young lines up to now?”

“We're just ‘runing’ around.”

— MING, 2009-09-12. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

One day, long before the discovery of the square pea and Bognor Regis, young ‘t’ decided to drop out of wriing for an exciing advenure, looking for a life beyond mere words. Bu he soon discovered here was a fine line beween life and deah, and was never seen again!
ake noe!!

— MING, 2009-09-11. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“Is that a jumped up parliamentary line?”
“Don't worry, it's only a commons line.”
“Give me a hand lads.”
“Typical. A political line. Trying to grab the headlines as usual.”

— MING, 2009-09-10. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“Oh No!
That's a shocking line!”

“what's a nice cornflake like you doing on such a shocking page?”
“I'm broke. Lost a packet!”

— MING, 2009-09-09. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

Wih young te gone walkabou he world of litraure was urned upside down—(I was very difficul o read anyhing as i had all gone opsy urvy. A line was quickly drawn under his.) which pu wriing back on rack.

w r i i n g

Bu he hun for te coninued unabaed.

Finally the runaway was rapped a he end of he line.

______|_ [The End]

so, as we that ends we.

Oh bugger—where the he s e gone? =/

— MING, 2009-09-08. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“It's a sobering thought son but, without us lines, there'd be nothing but empty space.”

— MING, 2009-09-07. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“Life has taught us that love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction.”

“Wow!—those must be some of Antonie de Saint-Exupery's lines!”
“Gosh!”

— MING, 2009-09-06. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“Nothing personal—but have you thought about recycling?”

— MING, 2009-09-05. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

It's always sensible to keep an eye on a haggis!

(feat. eye, eyeline, a common Haggis and a landline)

— MING, 2009-09-04. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

the orld

W—“oops!”

“You see son, a single line can change the world.”

— MING, 2009-09-03. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“Where's his head?”
“It appears to be stuck up somewhere.”
“Aaah! It must be a political line then.”

— MING, 2009-09-02. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“ave you eard about arry?”

h

“Stop dropping you aitches!”

“Aaagh!”—h

“Ouch!”—h

— MING, 2009-09-01. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“I don't care if he does come from a long line of ‘Haggises’—you're not bringing him home!”

— MING, 2009-08-31. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“Just run that line by me again will you?”

— MING, 2009-08-30. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“Are you questioning me?”

— MING, 2009-08-29. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“Success is going from failure to failure without loss of rhythm.”

“Who's that?”
“It must be one of Winston Churchill's Great Lines.”

— MING, 2009-08-28. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“Not now son—only serious lines allowed in this line-up.
—and lose that cornflake!”

— MING, 2009-08-27. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“It's a new line on me.”
“Will it grow?”
“Can't tell at that age. It might grow into a pyramid—or end up as a hyphen! Who knows?”
“A hyphen! How ghastly—but better than a mere minus I suppose.”

— MING, 2009-08-26. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“Some say it's made of gorgonzola cheese.”
“Difficult to land on then?”

— MING, 2009-08-25. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

(a very hot sun→)

“Personally I think this global warming is just a figment of some wanabe politician's imagination!”

(Icecap↓)

— MING, 2009-08-24. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“You must be a county line?”
“Ya. And what are you may I enquire?”
“Who, me? Oh. Very borderline mate.”

— MING, 2009-08-23. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“Excuse me asking but what line are you in?”
“I'm a bad scratch.”
“Wow! that's pretty deep.”
“Excuse me but how can I get up to scratch?”

— MING, 2009-08-22. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“What do you mean you're ‘trying to go straight’?
You've been crooked all your life!”

— MING, 2009-08-21. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“All lines are equal son.”
“But some are more equal than others?”

“My dad lined my up for this.”
“Are you as think as you look?”
“Are you serious? Do you really think I want to be a pair with you!”

— MING, 2009-08-20. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

“Have you been a minus for long?”
“Nope. Only for a couple of sums.”
“Oh.”
“Boring—isn't it?”
“Yup.”
“You ever taken anything away? You know…. subtracted?”
“Nah.”
“They put me in a colon once.”
“Wow! That sounds exciting.”
“Yeah. It was quite. I divided a couple of really big numbers.”
“Gosh”
“He. I've got an idea.”
“Ooh, really?”
“Why don't we… you know… get together.”
“What… you mean….”
“Yeah. Let's multiply!”

— MING, 2009-08-19. A ‘Line’ cartoon.

First rule of intelligent tinkering—save all the parts!

— MING, 2009-08-18. A ‘Line’ cartoon.